Dead Baby Frog

I am a cis white male, full of social privilege, I shouldn’t know anything about oppression, persecution and ridicule, but I am also ginger. Our group is the last widely acceptable group to openly ridicule. It’s tragic, I never know when I’m going to next be asked if the ‘curtains match the drapes’ or be called ‘Gingernut.’

Of course, I joke, not about being ginger, I really am, and the jokes are tiresome. I mean about really knowing anything about the social oppression and abuse that religious and ethnic minorities, women, LGBT+ and the fat communities suffer on a near daily basis. I like to educate myself though and try to use my privilege where I can in the name of equality. I am a friend, a feminist and an ally, an umbrella term I guess would be an equalist.

This blog post is about Sofie Hagen, Denmark’s finest comedian. Last night (03/02/2018) Gina (my partner) and I took the opportunity to see her perform her latest stand up show ‘Dead Baby Frog’ (DBF) on her last UK tour date in Canterbury. Sofie is a feminist, she is also fat, healthy & proud. Whilst not quite as funny as her previous show ‘Shimmer Shatter,’ which can be purchased on her site, her third show is great, somewhat transcending comedy with its strong message. Sofie successfully uses this show as a platform to spread feminism and equality, DBF is in equal measures entertaining and enlightening. Her stories are honest, at one point as she spoke about her step-mom dad (watch the show,) I genuinely welled up a little as Sofie spoke about how emotionally brutal he was to her family growing up. Thankfully, he is currently getting his comeuppance in hilarious fashion.

I learned a lot during this show, not least, about how much I respect the wonderful talent that is Sofie Hagen. One thing we did not learn though, was the name of the bastard comedian she watched at Edinburgh Fringe. A few names ran through my head, Frankie Boyle? No, too obvious, Jimmy Carr? He likes to shock, surely not though, Sofie has just been appeared on Roast Battle hosted by him. Ricky Gervais? He likes to shock, but when did he last do Fringe. Lastly, I thought of that prick Jim Davidson, but no one goes to his shows anymore… I hope she reveals his name in a biography, it is one of those questions that will forever bug me!

After the show, it dawned on me she really has a point regarding oppression. She is funny as fuck, but vocally rebellious against current social norms, why do we not see more of her on TV? Never mind, the internet is breaking down barriers, where Sofie runs a wonderfully interesting podcast called Made of Human, or PodMOH. Check it out, she has spoken with many brilliant people like Josie Long, Scroobius Pip & Nish Kumar. All in all, this show is well worth the watch, whilst her next run of London shows are sold out, I am sure there will be a video release soon after... Look out for it!

Talents like Sofie Hagen, who skilfully blend comedy with tragic tales will help bring a change in society. I believe we share the same mentality, as long as we aren’t hurting or oppressing others we should be who we want to be and live how we want to live.

Except Nazis, Nazis can fuck off.

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Unfound Greats

Are you the kind of person who loves being the first to discover new music, and then bringing it to your circle? Well my friend, I like you.

I run a web-series/community that will interest you, Unfound Greats (See where I got my brand name from?)  The aim of UG is to act much like a small-scaled BBC Introducing or NME Presents, giving a platform for unsigned and indie bands and artists of all genres to promote themselves and their music.

Whilst not on a scheduled run, the episodes are pretty regular, they last no more than 15 minutes, feature a short interview, followed by a performance, preferably live, and are quite fun to make. The featured star gets a little practise in an interview in an informal, comfortable way, and I get to practise my art, meet potential friends, and discover some awesome music!

The platform is open to musicians of all genres, as long as they are dedicated to their artform. Proof of this, for example, is having an EP produced.

I got into combining video with music thanks to a mate in a band. Dan Brown, from local punk-rock act The Take Down, wanted a music video to help promote them, way back in 2016. I loved their material, combining joyous punk-rock sounds, epic guitar riffs and surprisingly deep, depressing lyrics, it sounded like fun, and his idea was quite solid. Together, we planned and executed it rather well, I learnt a lot, mostly that I loved doing it.

From that, I developed the idea of a web-series with a simple enough premise and scale that one might do it alone or in a pair. The Great Unsigned, Unsigned Greats, no, finally, Unfound Greats was created. My first guest for the pilot/first episode was Weekend Recovery, fronted by the awesome energy that is Lori. Inevitable flaws aside, I loved the journey, learning about and listening to this small, seemingly insignificant 4 piece.

The Take Down and Weekend Recovery are so incredibly significant in the story of Unfound Greats though, and in my own. Without meeting and working with them, I would not be writing this now, I would not have starred 20 plus artists last year, and I probably would not have the happiness and confidence I do now. Or a burgeoning band tee collection!

Highlights of our first year included The Take Down & Weekend Recovery (Naturally) as well as a wonderful solo ukulele piece from cross-genre punker Millie from Millie Manders & The Shut Up. Our first attempt at a transatlantic episode starring the interestingly named Sex With Rollercoasters and discovering the awesome voice and dance moves of H Boss. That man really pumps you up!

In essence, Unfound Greats is a music discovery platform not from a music student or critic, but from one who loves to listen to music, loves to discover music, and loves to share music.

Give it a watch, you might just discover something you love! Jump over to our Facebook page too, where you can see an array of photos, extras, and have an input as to who I feature this year!

Snowdonia Overview

Last year (2017) Gina and I had the good fortune to travel to two parts of the UK searching for adventure. This is a recap of our second trip, to Snowdonia, North Wales.

After our trip to Nottingham (post to come) earlier in year, the drag of daily life started taking its’ toll. We hungered for adventure once more. Doing what every millennial does at this point, we jumped on the internet. After some searching we settled on North Wales, specifically a small cabin down the road from Snowdon. Neither of us had even stepped foot onto Welsh soil, so this was perfect!

Now, what should have probably been a 6 hour journey along mostly dull monotonous motorway turned into a 9 hour road-trip as we took the M4 to South Wales, stopped for lunch, and then took the quiet (by South Eastern UK standards) winding A470 North into Snowdonia. Wales is a beautiful country, no need to hurry anywhere.

As aforementioned, we stopped for lunch, this is at the easily located Nantyffin Cider Mill Inn in the Brecon Beacons. The restaurant is wonderfully presented in a traditional manner, with a mix of patterned burgundy carpets, exposed stone walls and rustic wooden furnishings. The locally sourced food was exquisite, really kicking off the trip!

Our cabin, Caban Bach, booked through Hoseasons, is perfectly located between Capel Curig and Betws-y-coed. It is a tiny one bedroom affair with luscious views from the dining table and kitchen windows. The small kitchen is generously equipped, and there is a table out front to enjoy the scenery in the summer months. The cabin’s position will likely mean you shall struggle to receive even 2G on your mobile phone, perfect for switching off. If I were an author or artist, this would be a wonderful place to hideaway. Its’ central location means it is not overly distant from any attractions either. Great all-rounder then! Hoseasons have a great range of options containing loads of detail. Their site is easy to use, and they regularly throw out offers.

Whilst in Wales we climbed Snowdon and visited Chester Zoo; Welsh Mountain Zoo; Conwy Castle; SeaQuarium Rhyl, Sygun Copper Mine, as well as paying visits to Barmouth & Betws-y-Coed.

Snowdon

The highest point in Wales, and one of its’ main attractions. You can take a train up there, or walk alongside the train tracks from Llanberis. Where’s the adventure in that? A bit more challenging was the route I decided on. Starting and ending at the Pen-y-Pass car park we followed the Pyg Track to Snowdon’ssummit, and followed Miner’s Track back to the car. Pyg starts of easy enough, before becoming steadily more challenging the further you climb, at points scrambling is required, and a moment’s pause to figure out the path. The spectacular views of green fields and valleys afforded from this route is awe inspiring. Low cloud carrying downpours, even sleet at one point, did not make following the path any easier! The peak was as busy as one would expect, and I can forgive you for having a sense of superiority over the train riders, whilst simultaneously feeling shame as someone fitter than you casually runs past. It’s a strange feeling.

Miner’s track begins with a much steeper decline towards Glaslyn and Llyn Llydaw lakes, do not let this fool you though, once you reach the lake the path becomes a lot flatter, flowing round the lakes, and towards the car park. The lakes have beautifully rich blue colour to them. In reflection, I’m glad I chose to do the route this way, getting the more challenging sections out of the way first! The more rugged feel of my chosen summit approach & descent puts you in a fantasy tale like Lord of the Rings.

Even if you are only reasonably fit, Pyg and Miner’s is a seriously doable walk, one I recommend highly. Remember to take some decent footwear and take your time. Be prepared, even in the height of summer, the mountainous terrain means the weather can change very rapidly.

Chester Zoo

Ok, technically back in England, but only an hour and a half drive from Capel Curig. It is worth a visit, Chester Zoo is one of UK’s largest and third best zoo in the world, according to Tripadvisor. It is an impressive park, and a very good (and long) day out, featuring over 500 species across many different habitats. Taking a boat around the islands is a brilliant way to relax and recharge whilst seeing amazing animals. A personal favourite here are the enchanting Pygmy Marmosets.

 Welsh Mountain Zoo

Smaller and more compact than Chester zoo, Welsh Mountain Zoo is still well worth a visit, especially as part of a longer day around Colwyn Bay and Conwy. It is well laid out, without the need for walking too far to get to any enclosure. Be sure to be at the sealion enclosure for their spectacular display. The Humboldt penguins here are particularly charming, and a joy to watch.

Conwy Castle

This impressive 13^th century castleis stunning. The high towers are breath-taking, not only because of the vista, but the climb up as well! A ruin now, it isn’t hard for one can see the true grandeur and imposing magnificence of the Conwy Castle in its’ glory days. North Wales is renowned for Edward’s castles, and this is probably the best of them.

 SeaQuarium Rhyl

This small aquarium holds a seafront location on the Welsh North coast, and would make a great addition to a longer day out in the small seaside resort of Rhyl. The new display of Moon Jellyfish is rather relaxing and hypnotic. Their collection of seals are also a joy to watch, each of these characterful creatures have their own personality. It’s a pleasure to watch them swim and play.

Sygun Copper Mine

With Wales’ rich mining history, you cannot go to there without venturing down a mine! This copper mine is down the road from Capel Curig and easily reached. Above ground is a token museum, a gold panning area, as well as the starting point for some walks. The remarkable caves have a rather chilly temperature of 9°C, so bring a jacket! As you venture through the long tunnels, you are greeted by somewhat creepy figures who talk you through life in the caves. With eyes firmly closed, this is pretty interesting. After climbing through the damp tunnels you exit onto another stunning vista, looking over to Dinas Emrys. Legend says a red dragon sleeps deep beneath!

Barmouth

Barmouthis another seaside town, on the West coast, along Cardigan Bay. It is a historic town, growing around the shipbuilding industry, later transforming into the seaside resort it is today. The views everywhere are beautiful, but I found the best of them to be from Barmouth Bridge, stretching over the expansive estuary, the views over the town’s harbour and quay are picturesque. I’m sure many of an artist has wet their brushes here.

 Betws-y-Coed

This relatively late bloomer is a tiny village of around 550 residents, that number swells in the summer months, and looking at the place, one can see why. It’s a glistening gem straddling two rushing rivers within a deep valley. It’s position and road links make it a great base for activities. The grey roofed buildings are great to look at, and house everything from homes to corner shops and (many) outdoor activity shops. The restaurants here are some of the best in the area, personally, I enjoyed Hangin’ Pizzeria, built into a portion of the old railway station. They raise funds for a good cause, are anti-palm oil, reasonably priced, offer good local beer, and best of all, their pizzas are awesome! Watching them being made in front of your eyes helps make them taste all that much better!

Overview

Snowdonia is a magical, wonderful piece of the world. Life is slower, the people friendly, the pronunciations difficult. If you are in the UK and looking for a ‘staycation’ that offers a completely different experience, Snowdonia is calling.

**Originally posted on my Tumblr**

**Additional images by Gina Tallett**

Nerja Overview

Nerja is a beautiful, and once hidden, gem of a town nestled on the Eastern tip of Spain’s sunny Costa del Sol. The town is a wonderful, small, peaceful retreat. From the sunny, sandy beaches, to the bars, restaurants, history and outdoor activities, there is enough to fulfil your needs without having to venture out to the nearby cities of Granada and Málaga.

Recently, Tripadvisor presented it to the wider world by announcing it as one of its’ 2018 Top Destinations on the Rise. With a stunning 10 miles of beaches, paired with crystal clear blue waters, it’s easy to see how this Mediterranean marvel made the cut! I love this town and have now visited 3 times. With it popping up on the radar, now would be a good time to impart my knowledge.

I won’t drill down on the dull facts like parking tips, websites like Nerja Today and Explore Nerja have already covered that in great detail. They are great local resources. I shall instead be giving my opinion as to what is worth doing, and where is worth eating.

First of all though, I have never stayed in a hotel in the town, personally, I like the freedom to do as I wish when I would like, so half board or all-inclusive fares do not interest me a great deal. In the past we have used James Villas, and booked a villa in the scenic hills overlooking the classical coastal town. They frequently run offers including free airport parking and car hire, it’s a great way to save a bit of money. The wonderful sunrises creep from behind the hills, bathing the town and villas in a spectacular early golden glow. This is reason enough for me to stay on the hillside above!

What to do

Cueva de Nerja (Nerja Caves) – these imposing caves, unearthed by five friends in 1959, display impressive stalactites & stalagmites (included the largest Stalagmite discovered.) These caves have a rich history, having been inhabited from about 25,000 BC up until the Bronze Age (600 BC.) Definitely worth a visit if all you have seen is Wookey Hole in the UK, the largest cavity is outstanding, and in the height of summer, a good way to keep cool!

Nerja Buggy Tours – Without a doubt, my favourite thing to do whilst in this town. Roland, a Belgian expat, is super friendly, insightful, and pretty damn cool. Making for an awesome tour guide. Based in Torrox, you venture out in a convoy of brightly coloured 2 seat 4x4 buggys, exploring hills, riverbeds and trails you would not be taking your hire car along. It’s an exhilarating, noisy, dusty ride full of amazing views. Roland may take you through Frigiliana or other popular villages, you will turn the heads of tourists as they stroll through its streets. If I could get away with it I would happily purchase a buggy and drive it around at home! I really cannot recommend doing this enough, it’s far more comfortable than a quad bike too!

Frigiliana– This beautiful white washed village of Moorish heritage is a brilliant way to spend a day, offering a large array of small bars and restaurants, steep alleyways decorated with beautiful flowers and a selection of very skilled craftspeople offering many stunning items, from delicate, intricate mosaics to brilliant leather goods.

Rio Chillar – Running from its estuary in Nerja all the way up to the high hills of Sierras de Tejeda, in the summer months this river flows extremely shallow at its widest point and makes for a wonderful walk. Take some shoes you don’t mind getting wet, and you can go as far as you like, you’re sure to enjoy the scene, no matter how far you travel up the river. I would recommend going at least as far as the small hydroelectric power station though. The valley gradually gets narrower as it meanders northward, at one point your knees will get wet, and you can reach out and touch both sides at the same time. It makes for a relaxing couple of hours. Though if you are after something more demanding, start in Frigiliana and take on this walk I discovered last time out. We went ill prepared, owing to a distance miscalculation, I was much hated, but what an accomplishment! This is a challenging 14 mile-ish trek across different terrains. Descending down from Frigiliana to the Rio Chillar, where it begins to climb in to the stunning national park. Here the valley begins to narrow, some scrambling over boulders is necessary, but the waterfalls are beautiful, and the cool water is ridiculously refreshing! After a while you hook a left along a thin winding track to the valley’s ridge, climbing a couple more valleys, the final descent takes you into dry riverbed that runs past Frigiliana. Some of the best views can be found whilst crossing these ridges!

Nerja – Grab some wonderful ice creams, find a bench on Balcón de Europa, enjoy whilst the world goes by. Find a cute little bar, grab some drinks, sit outside, enjoy whilst the world goes by. In Nerja there is no sense of urgency, it has a calm pace, and one can easily find the time to breath and recover from the rush of their hectic life back home. The beautiful white streets are laced with shops of every variety, every one with friendly welcoming employees. You will also find a stunning array of Berber paintings and leather works from the Maghreb, Owning to North Africa’s proximity to the Costa del Sol. As I have mentioned in a previous post, Ale-Hop is a personal, quirky favourite, pay a visit! If you want to really see Nerja come alive, visit in early October. They have their biggest fiesta of the year, Feria de Nerja. A fairground springs up, and the whole town appears to be awash with noise and colour each night until the early hours. Now would be a good time to stay out of town if you like your sleep!

Oasys Mini Hollywood - If you are looking to travel further afield, this movie set turned theme park is a great day to be had by all. During the day there are spectacular cowboy displays, involving stunning stunts, involving horses and fist fights, performed in the town’s main street. Film geeks will love the history of the site, as well as the museum, and the attached zoo is impressive. Something I really was not expecting, with over 200 different species, split across 3 beautiful habitats. In the high season, they also have a seriously inviting pool and jacuzzi to cool off in. Truly a desert oasis!

 Where to eat

There are many, many amazing eateries in Nerja, but here are a few of my favourites.

The Steakhouse Burriana – A modern looking affair offering a selection of succulent, well cooked steaks, meaty burgers and delicious deserts. Located just off Playa de Burriana, this is a wonderful restaurant with friendly staff almost guarantees a great night out

Churrasquería Brasileña Amazonas – Nestled to the West of the town in Plaza Fabrica de Cangrejos, this beauty has an amazing parade of skewered meats being served to each table. Watching the food slowly make its way over is punishing for it all tastes so good! The sides, rice etc, are equally good, but don’t eat too much, you want to save space for the BBQed pineapple! I think, with respect to all the other restaurants in Nerja, this is the one I look forward to going to most!

Chiringuito Moreno – Sitting right on Playa de Burriana, this delectable restaurant is built out around the centrepiece open fire kitchen from where smells waft, tempting you in, then causing your mouth to water as you watch your dish being lovingly made. Naturally, being on the beach, you find a wide choice of fish dishes, but the paella is also a very good option, and a reasonable price

You may have noticed that I have excluded the easily reachable activities and sights towards Malaga, there is so much, it all deserves a dedicated post!

No matter what you are after, adventure, relaxation, or a bit of both, Nerja and its surroundings offer it all in a beautifully sunny Mediterranean package!

Additional Images

Short video of our 2016 Buggy Tour

Short video of our 2016 holiday, cut to Scooby Snacks by Fun Lovin' Criminals, because why not!?